|Who's Dating Who?||Photos courtesy of You Know You Love Me|
So as Blair tries hard to win the affections of The Duchess, Nate tries to be the man of the house while refusing best friend Chuck's help. Dan and Serena are at it like rabbits (what's new) and Rufus is trying to be the dad he's supposed to be. Oh the crazy family trees these kids have.
On the other hand, I'm loving how Blair and Marcus are soooo in the honeymoon stage of their relationship. Biking before breakfast is just priceless. I love how Blair is already planning their future. It's so her.
The strawberries? The Nylon Magazine? The finger licking, this feels like soft porn starring Serena Van Der Woodsen. What would Mama Lily say!? But really, these kids need to go to a clinic soon or someone's going to get knocked up stat.
The original Bromance lives! Nate and Chuck are chilling in their limo and obviously, Chuck's in cahoots with Anne Archibald for the moolah. And we all know Nate's pride isn't going to allow it, the way he was so guilty for trusting Carter Baizen but didn't have the moolah to back up his mouth. I swear, some things never change.
Gossip Girl: Chuck's date and Blair's date are mother and son? And Nate and Blair are exes? And Nate and the mother are in a book club?Yes, everyone in this scene has slept with Nate Archibald! Dude, what a slut -- more on his whore-ness later though.
I love the look on Blair's face though and she totally shoots Catherine off her high horse. You're all whores after all. Isn't it weird that her future-step-mother-in-law has slept with her ex-boyfriend? That's just weird on so many levels. Only on Gossip Girl, bitches.
I wish it'd return to the blank-faced Nate days, when all he cared about was getting high. Poor Vanessa. She even hung up lights and took out Chinese food for the two of them. I guess you just can't have it all. Oh wait, Vanessa doesn't have anything -- she's home schooled for goodness sakes. Give the girl a bone!!!
Over-all, this week was overly dramatic in a fantastic way. This is what teen drama is all about. Delusions of royalty and prostitution! Next week, we have a city wide blackout! Seriously. Don't forget to bring your flashlight, because it looks like there's going to be a lot of action in the dark. XoXo, I really do love this.