Patty (woodycakes) wrote,

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Want The Surgery, Hate the Needles

Guess Who?Photo courtesy of New York Magazine
  • What do you get when you combine Michelle Pfeiffer’s unfurrowed brow; Madonna’s plumped-up cheeks and wide eyes; Angelina Jolie’s super-straight nose and lush lips and Demi Moore’s angular jawline? That composite photo above is the answer. [New York Magazine]

  • Because Miley Cyrus will just NEVER ever learn. More leaked photos of her are being spread online. It's no wonder she's being offered to promote condoms now. Please don't turn into a trainwreck just yet. Repeat this mantra 10 times. [Digital Gangster]

  • Speaking of trainwrecks. Looks like Britney Spears is trying to mend her wayward ways. Sort of. She's been offered a part in Quentin Tarantino's remake of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!. Okay, so she plays a lebsbian-stripper-killer. It's still work, guys. [Telegraph]

  • Speaking of lesbian-stripper-killers. Joke. Tyra Banks is posing as Michelle Obama in the September issue of Harper's Bazaar. It's sort of an homage to First Ladies as there's a little kid under the table a la JFK Jr. This'll really make McCain happy. [Socialite Life]

  • I'm not really a fan, but Christina Applegate was diagnosed with breast cancer. Luckily, it's only in the early stages, but still I do wish her all the best. Cancer is no joke and I hope things go really well for her. [Huffington Post]

  • And as if dating Natalie Portman wasn't enough reason to hate Devendra Banhart, he wittingly writes about sleeping with the actress too. The article is funny as hell, but its validity is questionable. What? Did I just say that? Who cares? It's hilarious and will make all the boys (and girls) very jealous he's dating the Natalie Portman. [This Recording]
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