Patty (woodycakes) wrote,

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Oh Baby Baby

After the Spice Girls era, I went into the Britney phase. It wasn't just an idolizing thing, it was more of an idolatry thing. Coupled with her relationship with Justin from my all-time favorite boyband (if you don't know what the band is, you should be ashamed of yourself), my love for her was unstoppable.

Or so I thought. After she broke up with Justin, it was just all downhill. From that hot girl I wanted to be, she just became someone I was ashamed to idolize. Really. And I can't blame her. I don't know how it feels like to be in the spotlight 24/7, but dude get a hold of yourself. From one marriage to another and then the babies crawling out of her, then the addictions and all the rehab, Britney just spun out of control.

Oops, she did it again. [Egotastic]
I think my brain is about to explode. I know for a fact that Britney Spears is repulsive in every way, but holy crap! Where did she get those abs? And that ass? What the hell is going on!? Is this really the Apocalypse? Everybody run! It's the end of days!!!!!!!

But seriously, if Britney Spears is capable of actually looking like this, what the hell was that Crack and Cheetos bender all about? Sure, you might say having two kids in less than two years takes its toll on a woman's body, but I'm not buying it. --- taken from Egotastic
And then I saw this. Seriously, Britney, you can do it! I'm all for this new improved you. Go back to the old Britney. The one with hair and a rocking body. The one that didn't go out every single night and drank herself to a comatose. The one that didn't hook up with scary random people. The one that was with Justin. I'm not promising I'll be your biggest fan again, but at least I won't feel repulsed when I look at your pictures.

If you won't do it for your diehard fans, do it for you kids. Seriously. Soon enough, they'll be able to read and I don't think they'd like to see the covers of US weekly saying: "Britney in Jail" -- not that you've ever been there, but you really never know.
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