Dad walks in on me on the computer, and I ask him if he can do a little magic on my back. My dad is really good at massaging, and he works wonders on me. So there he is telling me to bend forward blah blah blah. Then he tells me to turn your head to the LEFT.
So I do.
He tells me to do this at least three times, and I do exactly what my reflexes and my brain tells me to do. Except apparently, I've been bending to the RIGHT the entire time. I don't even know where my left and right is.
I need to go back to school (kindergarten that is).