I know I'm NOT a fashionista, but I think I can a spot a fellow clothing challenged friend when I see one, right? Well, hold your breath for this one.

Perez Hilton has a what?!? This is just plain disturbing.

Celebrity snitch Perez Hilton is launching his own clothing line, Perez Hilton For Hot Topic. Be on the lookout for products like Perezcious Pink and Gossip Gangster Flip Flops, ranging in prices from $2-$50.

“I keep seeing these lines from the likes of Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag that give me nightmares,” he says. “My brand will be very conscious of my audience.” [PopCrunch]

Apparently, all you need to get a clothing line these days is a little bit of buzz and absolutely no experience in the fashion industry and you're set to get your own line.

Take for example, Heidi Montag who just couldn't let Lauren one up her. Calling her line Heidiwood, it didn't exactly get the most stellar of reviews. But somehow, I forgave her. Or rather I just didn't care.

But Perez?! This I really just don't understand. Believe me, I'd love to eat my words when he releases a to die for collection, but somehow, I'm doubting that. Who's next? The Girls Next Door?

Despite how dismal some performances were last night, I still wasn't solid on who I thought would actually get the boot. Idol is known for shocker eliminations so no one is really ever safe. Still, some deserved to go more than others and yet somehow I'm still holding out for an all boy top 3. ( Say goodbye to... )
Jason Castro - Eliminated May 8, 2008
I really like Jason Castro. In fact, despite his performance last night, I still secretly wished that Syesha would get the boot just so he could make it to the top 3. Alas, I guess the VFTW peeps don't have as much clout anymore. I will forever enjoy his rendition of "I Just Want To Be Your Everything," "Hallelujah" and "Day Dream." And that was only his top 24. His top 12 had really great performances too with "Fragile," "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," and "I Don't Wanna Cry." Though the past few weeks he hasn't been on his best, I guess I'll remember him for the good times. So long Jason.

For an episode entitled, "All About My Brother," the brothers in this episode actually took a backseat to the Jenny-Rufus, Jenny-Asher, Jenny-Blair storyline. In fact, it should have been named "All About Jenny!" Still, there was something else in this episode other than Jenny. And those little extras made me love love love this episode. In fact, it ranks up there as one of my favorites. Not like I don't love all 16 (so far!) ( ♥ )


Thank god for wonderfully unrealistic episodes like this. It makes life so much more fun. And that leaves us with two episodes left. Seriously. What CW is doing is cruel to us. They give and then take it away. Cruel cruel people. I guess this will test our EQ -- that's it, I know I fail. GIve me more Gossip Girl!!!

Pamy and I checked out the list last week and due to the sheer amount, I hope the contestants don't go the usual route. After all, there are 500 plus songs to choose from. And Rock and Roll is a pretty wide genre so thsi should be an interesting night.
( Onto Patty's Supposedly Objective Commentary )

My Bottom Two
3. David C
4. Jason

So I wish people would have not gone their usual route. There were 500 songs folks! Why stick to the predictable?! AND FOR THE RECORD, the only reason David C is in the "bottom 2" is because he got a 2.5 compared to Syesha's 2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I know, because I love David C!!! I don't know who should go anymore. I know it's SHOULDN'T be someone named David though!!!

( Take the Poll )

DialIdol says that David Cook is on top while Jason Castro is predicted to be eliminated. At this point, I can't tell anymore. I'm just excited for tomorrow's kick out. How quickly will 10am come around?!?

Who knew talking about David Cook/David Archuleta (in a very empty elevator) with my boss/guilty crush/radio legend (who doesn't usually say a word to me) would make the ride from the 15th floor to the ground floor go by much much quicker and without a second of awkwardness?!

I'm still reeling. Lame excuse to post some David!